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« on: March 13, 2010, 05:08:11 PM »
So how good are you at getting it right. We all like to think we know better than the ref but do you actually know the rules??

Question 1: In the dying seconds of a cup match a keeper goes up for a corner. But the defending keeper catches it cleanly, and instantly hurls it upfield.Everyone watches amazed as it bounces forward and drops into an empty net. What do you give?
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2010, 05:12:05 PM »
Well that depends on whether the Keeper has thrown it or kicked it...
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2010, 05:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Dono on March 13, 2010, 05:12:05 PM
Well that depends on whether the Keeper has thrown it or kicked it...

Does it indeed. Well it told you in the question he hurls it. So he threw it.
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2010, 05:08:10 PM »
well I suppose if his team are nowhere near the ball or they are all onside then surely it must be a goal. Or is there some stupid rule about it having to be kicked? i know keepers can kick it in and it's a goal so what diff does it make if he throws it?
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2010, 09:33:21 PM »
 clapping BradfordBantam.

It is indeed a goal and it makes no difference if it is thrown in or kicked in. The ball is live and in play therefore it is a goal.

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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2010, 09:38:39 PM »
Question 2:
During a sudden death penalty shoot out, the away sides two weakest penalty takers have gone down, writhing around and claiming they have hamstring injuries. Their manager says they can't take their kicks, so now his first two penalty takers, his penalty experts, should go again.....What do you do?
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« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2010, 10:28:51 PM »
Surely the manager would pick from the rest of his playing 11, before any player is allowed to take another
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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2010, 08:53:41 AM »
I take it you mean the game is at a stalemate after both clubs have taken 9 penalties each:

If so then I think he should have to bring on two subs to take the reaming pens, if indeed the 11th is needed to be taken at all.  huh
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2010, 10:03:24 AM »
Quote from: Dono on March 31, 2010, 10:28:51 PM
Surely the manager would pick from the rest of his playing 11, before any player is allowed to take another

Ok Dono to clarify the other penalty takers have all taken penalties and you are down to the last two of the eleven. So these two claiming injury are next in line to take. What does the ref do now?
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2010, 10:05:18 AM »
Quote from: bubbles on April 01, 2010, 08:53:41 AM
I take it you mean the game is at a stalemate after both clubs have taken 9 penalties each:

If so then I think he should have to bring on two subs to take the reaming pens, if indeed the 11th is needed to be taken at all.  huh

Nope you are wrong bubbles. In a penalty shoot out the only player that maybe substituted is the goalkeeper and then only if injured. You go with what you had on the pitch at the end of the game so you have to sub any penalty takers on before that time.
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« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2010, 04:52:39 PM »
Go again, in the order from 1-5 (-9 if needed)

So the player who took the first penalty takes penalty #10, No.2 penalty taker takes penalty 11 and so on?
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2010, 05:01:34 PM »
Nope that is incorrect as well.
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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2010, 05:16:03 PM »
Thats what happens on fifa  huh
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« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2010, 08:56:44 AM »
All I can think of is that it's at stalemate at 9-9 with the last 2 penalty takers on 1 of the teams claiming to be injured, then I would say it's either players #9 & 10 take the other 2 if both are needed, then back to #1,2,3 etc. Or maybe just simpley the game is decided by the toss of a coin  huh

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« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2010, 05:46:32 PM »
Quote from: Dono on April 01, 2010, 05:16:03 PM
Thats what happens on fifa  huh

 hysterical hysterical

That's games for you. Not always spot on to the rules.
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