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« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2010, 07:21:42 AM »
I have been mowed down by a police car in the past.

I have been mowed down by a police motorbike in the past.

I have been mowed down by a police horse in the past.



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« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2010, 06:47:03 PM »
#1 police car  huh
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« Reply #32 on: April 27, 2010, 09:03:29 PM »
I'll go for the Polis 'hoss wun
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« Reply #33 on: April 27, 2010, 09:05:33 PM »
Bike.

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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2010, 10:17:21 AM »
 clapping Dono  thumbs up

When I was a wee lhad, we lived in Stoke Newington Nth London, and at the end of our cul-d-sac was the entrance to Stoke Newington Police Station,s livery stable. One day as I ran from the house to play out, I went straight under the horse. Luckily I was not hurt, and as a peace maker the Policeman took me for a tour around the area on his horse. On reflection, what would he have done, if say 10 minutes into the ride he had to attend an incedent, what would he have done with me  huh

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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2010, 10:34:29 AM »
Bizarre!

Anyhoo, Dono is next, if he so wishes.

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