Extreme Football Forum  |  Off Topic Forums  |  General Chat  |  Topic: Tight Bastards

I know a few tight pricks, you know the sort of people Im on about who have a fork in their sugarbowls. Post your tales here:

I know this one lad and everytime we go out, he cries poverty and says hes only got ?3 to his name, so everyone feels sorry for him and buys him drinks.
Then when hes had a few drinks and getting pissed you see him pulling out all these banknotes on the sly, one time I confronted him and said, 'You said you had ?2 on you, unless the bank are making 10p notes then your trying to make cunts out of us', he denies having the notes then and hes then playing away on the BANDIT HALF A HOUR LATER!!!
His other trick is to ask someone for a lend of a Fiver, they lend him it then when they want it back he says, 'Oh come on lad you arent going to ask a mate for a measly Fiver back are you?', Id have let him off with the fiver but of course I learned he leant a Fiver off 6 of the other lads we hang around with as well(so thats ?35 quid in the tight cunts for nothing if we didnt pressure him for the money back).
And when we have a night out, he fucks off the toilet or just goes missing for about 20 minutes on his round, and when the tight cunt does get a round, he buys himself half a lager and then gets double vodka and red bulls on everyone elses round.
HE EVEN HAD THE CHEEK TO ASK ONE OF THE LADS TO GIVE HIM MONEY TO BUY A DRINK FOR THIS GIRL HE WANTED TO CHAT UP!!!

And dont even get me started on Taxis, he always says oh I gave my money to such and such(you ask that person he has given them about 32p in pennies for the taxi and thats when he bothers to pay).
Then the tight cunt threw up in the taxi the other week, we were going from Town back to Kirkby(Journey is usually about ?16 without anyone being sick in the cab) so we had to pay for the journey and for the tight cunt vomiting, so we asked him for the money while the fella was sorting the cab out and THE TIGHT CUNT SAID HES ONLY GOT ABOUT ?2.40!!

So we were all left covering the bill for him vomiting as well, I told the lads I wont go out in his company again.

ONE TIGHT CUNT!!


Theres a couple more lads I know like that Ill name and shame them as well when Ive got a bit more time.....

The other night we had a belter with my mate who we call the Taxi Dodger.
He brought his mate from work with him who to be fair is a sound lad, his mate asks us if we wanted a drink, so me and my other mate said okay.
He came back with 4 pints, then it was my round the Taxi Dodger said he would have a JD and Coke(A Double!) despite he never drinks JD, I wouldnt mind if he drank it on his round, BUT OH NO THE BEST IS STILL TO COME!
I go for a piss, and Taxi Dodger goes up the bar, when I come back im looking around asking where my pint of Strongbow is, Taxi Dodger looks puzzled and says, 'Strongbow?', I say, 'Yes my Drink that you got from the bar?'
Then Taxi Dodger points at the table and I SEE 4 SHITTY ?1 APPLE SOUR SHOTS ON THE TABLE(MY ROUND WAS OVER ?10).
I said to him, 'Tell me thats a joke, That your round is it? IS IT??!!??'
He then conviently walks off and pretends hes got a phonecall off one of his fantasy birds, then my mate gets a text, 'Im in the Fudge, I will see you there'.
I thought you can fuck right off you cheeky cunt, my mate sent him a text saying, 'We arent going there, we will be in the Reflex, get a proper round in when you get there'.
Funnily enough we got no reply back and never seen him again all night.

Gemma I'm sure that not all his m8s are like that.

I hate people who constantly talk about going with burds when everybody knows fine well there talking bollocks. Its almost as if they have convinced themselfs that they're Irresistible to woman.

That guy seems like a bit of a chancer.

Everyone will just get fed up with this guy and won't bother foning him. Its what he deserves really.