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This next one is doubling 

Went to stay at my mate's farmhouse with my then girlfriend who did become my wife. We had a nice double bed in our room and feeling randy got down to the business oblivious to everything else going on.
Next morning my mate said to me "You had a good night didn't you". I sorted of looked blank at him before he imparted that the headboad had been banging against the radiator. They all knew what we had been doing and how long etc.

I was wondering where this was leading 

Now this is a true story so don't  sent me PMs of support please.

Again nothing kinky just a bit of fun.

Right we were at a party in Glasgow many a year back when before we all were pairing off etc. One of my mates said we would play goose the moose (find and shag the ugliest bird in the place basically) for £5 a head, now when a pint was about 35p that was a lot of money. We all agreed, then he said to make it more interesting, we had to wear these, and produced 5 pairs of frilly knickers and 5 pairs of tights (don't  the guy was a fu*king nutter) we were all well pissed by now so all agreed, stuffed our boxers in his bag and went and put the tights and frilly knickers on. Now to make sure we weren't being duped it was who suggested while in the hallway up stairs that we would pull our trousers down to show the others we had all in fact put them on, so we did and to my amazement we all did. So off we go on our quest for goose the moose. Now I was well away with this bird and even told her secretly that I was wearing knickers and tights for a bet, and with the winnings I'd take her out for a meal and a drink the next night to which she agreed. We started snogging, and got up to go to the bedroom. I looked over and winked at my mates rubbing my thumb and forefinger together mimicking money, and gestured I was going up stairs for a shag. We got as far as the living rook door, when the girl who's parents owned the house started shouting and balling, everyone now in the fu*king living room Right she said someone has been in my room and been down my knicker drawer and had it away with some of my best knickers and I even think some fu*king tights. I nearly died. To this she said come on girls empty you bags, No knickers were found, OK lift you skirts she ordered, by this time I was as red as a beetroot, and my moose was looking at me very strangely. So the girl shouted, its one of you perverted fu*king guys get you coats, we did as we were told, I managed to get close to 1 of my mates and said what are we going to do, bluff it he said and promptly joined the other 3 across the other side of the room. I went back to the moose, more for moral support as anything, as at least she knew I was wearing them for a bet. Right nothing in the coats said the girl, so drop em you dirty bastards someone is wearing my knickers. I was mortified, a few of the other lads dropped their trousers revealing boxers/y fronts etc. I dropped mine revealing frillies and tights, the place was in up roar, IT WAS FOR A BET I SHOUTED, ans I'm not the only one, those 4 have them on as well. Come on lads come clean. OK they said and dropped their trousers, yes you've guessed it, they all had boxers on. Unknowing to me my 4 mates had some how gone back up stairs and changed back into there boxers. The whole place fell about laughing, and it turned out the girl was a cousin of one of my mates and st me up 

I got the £25 BTW and a shag of the moose, so it weren't all bad.

Now as I said I have cleared my inbox so feel free to send me you PMs of support 

I've a few,

One of the earliest I can remember, I was on a School trip to the Loire Valley in France, in between arriving at Calais, and arriving at the Centre where we were staying, was about a 6 hour journey.
Now, the journey from School to this point had been about 8 hours already, so we stopped at petrol station for a toilet break. Everyone troops off, I go into the toilet, straight into a trap, do the business, come out, wonder why I can't see anyone about, go outside, and the coach is pulling off onto the main road.

It was like a film scene, me running down the dual carriageway after the coach, which noticed after a while, and reversed back. Could have died when I had to walk all the way up the aisle of coach, and everyone was laughing.

Best thing was, my mate, who was sitting next to me on the coach didn't even know I wasn't sitting next to him.